IS ANYONE STILL READING NARUTO? I finally caught up and dude, this shit turned gay. Even more than the Sai arc!

( If it takes me 3 minutes to read 1 chapter of Naruto, that means I've spent at least 21 HOURS OF MY LIFE with our very own Kishimoto-sensei. Spoilers up to Chapter 413. )

I thought I'd forgotten how to fic. =_=

Zabuza/Haku, the beautiful, tragic pairing that I've wanted to write since the first time I read the series, but my procrastination skills are so honed I didn't stand a chance. For ze lovely zauberer_sirin as consolation until I manage to rack up some decent Shikamaru/Temari. Yay for gay canon pairings!

( Sine Qua Non : Zabuza/Haku; before Kakashi, before Naruto, before death. Alternately titled, How Zabuza And Haku Came To Have Sex and I'd even write that bit, too, except I can't write porn to save my life. Cheers! )

( +42 Naruto icons. )

I feel like a dead person who is forced to become a ghost because of unfinished business :O (in other words, thank god I am a lazy bum or otherwise there's no reason I could convince myself to still post)

tongari, for you <3. You wanted Temari & better to love now than later, and uh. It's in here. Somewhere .___. Also, read Naruto chapters 219-225 yesterday on the sly between 1 and 2 AM, and GIVE ME BACK GAARA >:E



( figure eight : Temari gen, mostly. 652 words. )

I hand-wrote this on notebook paper during Chinese school last Sunday, but decided not to post it because it's, um. Bad. I was originally planning on re-writing it, but then I realized, dude, I am going to have no time at all in the next few weeks, and I'm currently feeling unproductive and lazy, so.

For lesstraveled. I have the biggest crush on her Gaara and an even bigger crush on her. She's the one who invented Gaara/Kimimaro in the first place, and duuuuude, she is just really, really cool.

( Naruto crap. I hate my characterization. I hate Kimimaro's characterization to be exact. Despite that, it is still Gaara/Kimimaro and canon to boot, so. 572 words. )

Here is the promised Kabuto/Gaara that the loveliest-of-the-lovely lesstraveled hand-wrote me in a letter. She is brilliant and cool and I love her if not only because she makes Gaara/anyone possible. Fangirl accordingly.


( Because it's easy to imagine Kabuto telling Gaara, 'We could rule the world, you and I.' Meaning of course, Gaara kills anyone who doesn't agree, and Kabuto sits back and does what he does best: manipulate, analyze, and be, you know, generally useless and gay. )

Unless you're either Cathy or 'bri, or you like Naruto and don't mind AU's, I doubt this post will mean anything to you.


Because all the different threads in this post makes me dizzy, I've decided to live up to my obsessive-compulsive nature, and sort all of the drabbles in the Naruto crack AU.

( almost boyband, but not quite. ot3 and orgies only allowed past this point. oh, and affairs are acceptable too, I suppose. )

Fresh start. Please post all future drabbles in this post, and we'll try not to butcher this one up too, yeah? *grins*

So whereas two_if_by_sea fell in love with sesame_seed's angsty military AU, it seems expected that I'm the one who gets high off the wacky ending, right?

So for you, Chrissie:

( Happily ever EVER afters are okay if they're happy, right? Tezuka/Fuji; I really should give up on this entertaining thing. )


& now, am I allowed to say how much I love and adore lesstraveled? I hope so, because I do. She is so v. v. cool, and she feeds me Naruto crack, which is always, always appreciated.

( Naruto boyband AU -- crack!drabbles starring none other than the ultimate OT3 that 0wn0rz you: Gaara/Kimimaro/eyeliner!!11!!!111! You know you wanna ^_~ )


dinghy, two_if_by_sea, this is for you.

( cut for babbling about w-inds )

I swear this drabble had a point. I just can't articulate it. >:O

( roughly 550-word Naruto drabble: originally Kakashi/Kabuto, but now just a sketchy gen fic )

I originally was planning on hand-writing this fic and sending it to dinghy as a thank you, but then it grew long and complicated, so I ended up typing it out instead. I'll just have to find something else to write for her, because damnit, she hand-wrote me Naruto/Gaara, and if that does not deserve love, I don't know what does.


( But. Anyway. Naruto drabble. Kabuto, because I can't seem to get enough of him. )

I wrote this for lesstraveled just now because she wanted Kabuto/Sasuke, and I was like, DUDE YES. ~_~


( changing hands )