THE SHORT VERSION: London was wretched except for calculette, who was a shining beacon of love amidst a sea of gray skies. Dublin was adorable; Paris even better. No limbs were lost, and no hearts broken. Success.


FLICKR SETS: LONDON | DUBLIN | PARIS | EUROTRIP

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This entry is an entirely inadequate recap of the most surreal 24 hours I ever experienced.


hours spent on train: 15
liters of beer consumed: 1
marriage proposals received: 1
inappropriate places fallen asleep: 6
moments thought "NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT": uh lost count
times hit on, accosted, violated, & molested in differing languages: also lost count

( OKTOBERFEST 2007? PRICELESS. )

WARNING: This post will probably break your internet. orz



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